BUT DINOSAURS YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Good on Jez for reporting on this, since you people have been awfully unkind to Justin Long lately.

The song starts with the lyrics "When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay" and goes on to tell his story and perception of "gayness". So I don't think Macklemore was attempting to make a "gay anthem" or speak for the LGBT community. The fact that the song became a hit and resonated with people speaks to…

Shit, people have more than one set of sheets? I just wash them whenever and hope I remember to dry them before bedtime.

Today in mental images I never ever needed: Billy Ray Cyrus twerking. At any age.

god forbid Jez link to it on the main page where people could find it easily. Naw... better just run a year old Dodai piece instead.

Not quite the same, but I'm convinced my grandmother waited until after my sister's wedding to die. She had a swift cancer and went down hill very quickly; she died the day after my sister got married. I'm convinced she didn't want to ruin her day. My grandmother had been helping with the planing when she was…

I don't care about her using her sexuality in whatever way she wants. I've seen that before. We've all seen that before. It doesn't disturb me. I'm pretty sure her repeated use of black people as props is what grosses me out the most.

I highly doubt Alec is going to be touching his baby's poop. He has people for that.

I didn't know Kanye had credibility as a designer.

I love Jax but Opie has my heart forever

I'm imagining Dick Van Dyke walking away from his car in slow-motion and putting on sunglasses.

I had one of those and it was the tits. My friends all hot wasted, there was a taco lady there, and we played drinking games...best shower ever!

Dr. Tyson will answer on my behalf.

I have heard of these mythical baby showers where it's basically like a house party and everyone (men and women) just gets drunk and eats grill food. I have never been to one, but it sounds like my kind of shower.

I don't care much for this video, but I am transfixed by that hands-bra. Like, at first I thought there was someone in black behind her and then I was like WHOA. Am I crazy if I want one?

TOOL ACADEMY! Why did they ever stop making that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tool_Acad…

I remember the days when I thought people who found feet sexy were weird.

*Reaches over and starts the Cultural Relativist Clock, which begins counting down the moments until someone arrives claiming how wrong it is for us Cultural Imperialists to judge other cultures and their practices.*

bitchy.resting.
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I think this is the reason guys leave me the eff alone whenever I'm out. Whenever I start to get bubbly and compliment them, they won't get out of my face.