I've written this in multiple places today and been told that it "doesn't matter" "because they won't listen", but I hold on to hope.

She said AHEM. Is that not enough?

What about the oldest child????!!!! Stop whining middle children because at least you weren't the experiment child. Suuuuure, make all your mistakes on us and we don't even get therapy. Booo hooo. You didn't get dropped on your head and you h!ad your shoelaces tied. Not us, NOT US!

And you're transphobic too! Wow, we have a winner!

What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you so gung-ho about calling porn stars prostitutes? Why does there even need to be a distinction? WHO CARES?

Oh, I thought something terrible must have happened to you. After all the responses and questions your post received, you never responded to a single one! But here you are, and with such a eloquent rebuttal, too. aren't you just the sassiest little trolly-rolly-polly in the sandbox.

Bitch, you in the wrong part o'town. (Commencing eyeroll sequence with accompanied snake head.)

No, she's not January Jones. That's because she's a talented performer.

Hi! I live in Venezuela and no, my hair hasn´t been stolen yet. Yes that news is sadly true with more and more issues that this beautiful and rotten country has.

According to drugstore.com reviewers, alternate uses include trying on swimwear and tanning...

Wow... first time I see news from my country in a website like this.

I think that was actually kind of her. Given that Kim basically hasn't appeared in public since her baby was born, going to Nobu in Malibu would basically be asking for every paparazzo in California to descend on your little sister's birthday dinner and stampede through her in order to get a photo of you. So by not…

i just really want naya's stomach without doing any of the necessary work

Honestly, I saw someone locally discussing this earlier state in rebuttal that Hispanics naming their children Jesus did so with an "H" sound rather than a "J" sound, so it wasn't *really* after the good ol' JC. Apparently, Whitey McWasperson didn't take Spanish, Latin, French, or Italian language - ever. It totally…

Anyone who has to tell me repeatedly that they swear they aren't creepy (this happened when I was monitoring self-checkouts and he had an issue with a machine), and the fact that his mom said, and I quote 'he's not as creepy as he looks', that tends to set off a few bells.

Yes. Play the "my doctor said no card" but do it ASAP like Monday!! My bday is August 29th 76! Yay Virgos! :)

This is not meant as a RL defense, he's the worst, but couldn't it be that his brain keeps thinking "The Opera" when he wants to say "Oprah" and he mixes that? I recently was talking about goggles and ended up saying "googles" a few times. :/

Oh, my poor dooufus Lochte. I'd do him. And then buy him a swimming coloring book afterwards b/c I'm nice. *sips tea*

He is the original hatefuck.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?!
[repeat 81 times while masturbating to a picture of Bill O'Reilly.]