``Let therefore either sex, that have a desire to enjoy the delights of mutual embraces, take care that they do it in a married state with their own wives or husbands, or else it will become a curse to them instead of a blessing...``

Now here comes the gimmick, like it or not. Framed as Lovelace recounting her life story to a polygraph examiner (at the behest of her publisher), the second half of the film retraces the first half's steps, pulling back just enough to reveal the dark corners we missed. Damning cuts are restored to life. Certain…

Wow, it really does look like Lindsay Lohan is making a damn good go of getting it right this time. Is this also the result of a new publicist etc.?? Seriously though, good for her(!) and glad that it seems like the media is cheering her on this time around too (...Well, almost ). She seems to be everywhere atm. You…

Thanks for at least giving us a real and well thought out review. Couple this with the fact that Rich hated it over on Gawker and I figure it has to be halfway decent.

I'm disappointed that this list neglected to rank The housecat, a position where one of you sits backwards on the other's chest, slowly suffocating them, until they wake up and agree to prepare you some breakfast.

There's nothing quite as attractive as someone being exactly who they want to be.

Mennonite colony in Bolivia

Sales girl is either too green to work in a joint like that, or likely very pretty, very young, connected and dumb as a bag of goldfish. I learned from my dad, who sold antique oriental rugs, NEVER to assume someone's economic status from what they look like. His store was in Brookline, Mass. and he told me of many…

Oh boy, there it is. "...breastfeeding in front of God and everyone." Now your little diatribe makes sense.

Can we give Project Runway a bit of a hand here (ie. Heidi Klum?) ?

By many accounts, Miscavaige is a megalomaniac and prone to very angry outbursts and is quite vindictive. Being a public figure only protects you so much. Remini and her family are still targets. A cut brakeline, fire or some other "accident" is all it would take to punish them. People who left the church have…

I believe that what will protect her is that she is a celebrity (I certainly hope it does, anyway). People have made public outcries before but 1) people pay less attention to outcries of non-celebrities; and 2) if anything untoward occurs to Remini now, that in itself will be another outcry.

She's well-known enough, and is doing this publicly enough, that anything that happens to her will be (reasonably) blamed on Miscavige and his his henchmen, whether they did it or not. It will be very difficult for them to get away with anything without it being obvious it's them.

Damn, she should have stayed on the The Talk. Les Moonves must have at least as much power as David Miscavige.

If you want an article like that, you could write it. Ms. Stewart is writing the article she wants to write, or more likely, that Jezebel assigned her to write.

"And believe it or not, there are people (women, even!) who have rape fantasies and enjoy those kinds of films."

In most legit porn, the scenarios are drawn up and agreed upon before shooting begins. It's unlikely that the scenarios in the films you watched actually qualify as rape - more like consensual nonconsent, if anything. And believe it or not, there are people (women, even!) who have rape fantasies and enjoy those kinds…

They just need a vodka flavour, and I'll be a loyal customer for life. Vodka-filled chocolates are already one of my favourite things, so how hard could it be to add those ingredients to popcorn?

i can't even, i have lost the ability to even. hey can someone in SM reply to this ad for shits and giggles and report back?

Oh good lord...that's dire. I swear, housing prices is one of the reasons I stay in Chicago. I live in a very decent one bedroom in a great neighborhood, and the rent just went up $100/month, which is shitty, but it's still less than $1,000. I get all the big city amenities and culture, but people still consider it…