I don’t think it’s fake at all, at least not in that same sense, because agents and executives really are telling reporters this stuff. Whether the stuff is true, or just being floated out there for more nefarious purposes, doesn’t make the news—that someone said this—fake.

WROOOOOOOONG

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

The three seasons of Fargo do not share any of the same characters

Last night’s episode was easily the best in what has been an uneven season. Although any time you put Officer Mac in an episode, it should automatically win an Emmy.

The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

Goddammit, now I’m reminded that Barstool Sports is a thing that exists.

big idiot’s beef

Yes. Yes he is.

*Mike drop*

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

First Ballghazi now this? I can’t believe how much these sports leagues hate Boston and constantly conspire against them because they are jealous. Now, please read my 5,000 word piece on how Isaiah Thomas is better than LeBron James.

I’ll always love Goldie, but the more I see and hear Schumer, the less appealing she becomes.

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