That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

It was a slow breaking ball. It’s not like he was throwing gaus, man.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

“Hopefully the Red Sox can keep their more abusive fans in check.”

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

Massive massive fight. Best heavyweight fight I’ve seen in over a decade. I’m jumping on the aj bandwagon.

“And it’s not like Louisville basketball where it’s over in 15 seconds. Or Arkansas basketball’s 40 minutes of hell. We’ve got an enemy who is going full Dean Smith going to the four corners, and grinding down the clock. If you’re playing for me, you’re signing on for a full four years.”

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

candidate for most disturbing potential Bear Friday headline

History books will one day cite this as the deathknell of market-based capitalism:

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.