Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

It’s like Apex vs Starter all over again.

“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

Not kinda’ right, 100% right. All that matters is the end result. Missing the tourney is one thing, getting a shit seed is another, but final 4 trumps all that noise.

He’s kinda right. Good programs play for the post-season. The stuff that happens in the regular season isn’t really important beyond ensuring that you get to said post-season.

Poliquin: 3 year downward spiral!

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Clinton 65,844,954

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

I love the tag- Curb your Encruziasm

Because that is the significant part of this story? Really? Who the fuck cares who pays?

“How’s my driving? Call me and tell me so I can find you and punch you.”

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

Ahem. They’re called “Freedom Quakes.”

Yeah. He’s probably never seen a glazed donut before.