Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

Maybe they will meet-cute, fall in love and have a baby:  Jizz Thrower.

I’ll argue a bit here. First, Miami was a better road win than BC. They also beat Auburn (albeit at home).

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

Mash Equilibrium

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

So he’s even ruining my jokes now. What a doof. 

Of course both of your jokes suck since Carroll didn't actually call the run. 

That’s 50% of the joke I was making. Look up the term “paraprosdokian.”

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

Carroll called the play “the Aussie sweep.”

23 million a year? My goodness. That’s Chandler Parsons type money.

Good God, they completely forgot to include language banning anybody from taking a knee during the ceremony. It’s a fiasco waiting to happen.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

Does...Does this man have two watches?!