I mean, you're wrong. But hey, more candy corn for me!

Dental dam... Lisa needs braces...

"HA! I knew those Cardinals were all full of hot air!"

As a former NYC resident, I'm always amused by the lack of knowledge people have about the biggest city in the country, even natives. For instance, when I lived there, I remember multiple people trying to convince me that Staten Island was a borough.

Somebody recognized a contestant from The Bachelor Season 11 during a crowd shot of a baseball game, and we're making fun of the contestant?

5. If Jeter did what Middlebrooks did, it would be described as the smartest play in history, regardless if obstruction were called.

1. If Middlebrooks doesn't lift his legs to trip the runner, the runner steps over him and there's no way they call obstruction.

Wow, he's a regular Bearishnikov.

Found him. Took two seconds.

A picture is worth, well, plenty of words:

Thanks ... Federal courts (as high as the Circuit Court, I believe) have ruled that the use of mere names and statistics in fantasy-type games are facts, not subject to the players' Rights of Publicity. I can't see the league (or the union) attempting to argue otherwise after these rulings in (I think) 1996 and again…

He should have just had Ed move down one bar stool.

Fucking A, Deadspin. Seriously?

Pretty crazy that those bros are playing without any natural light. Really makes ya think...

Jeffrey Loria Is Running The Marlins Into The Ground

Pictured (L-R): Jennings, Loria.

I had never tied Skip and Rick Bayless together in my mind until I read your comment. Mind blown.

Jesus, his brother is one of the finest chefs in all of America, his entire family have been in the food biz for generations, and he eats fucking broccoli and chicken EVERY DAY?