I’m only going if Stevie Wonder is my tour guide. I hear he loves dinosaurs. #DoYouThinkHeSaurus

It’s still more than a little strange that Costas and Patrick seem to think that their mere existence and association with Jenner means there is something crass and exploitative about giving a retired athlete an ESPY award for doing a very brave thing in public.

Tangled Up in Blue and Yellow Purple Pills is my jam! (unless it’s actually the name or a real Sheeran song)

So based on your grading, this is better than the Brian Wilson movie? That’s disheartening.

The hate is out of line, for sure. But I can’t blame some people for wanting to wait and see if this is more a money-grab than it is any sort of bravery or activism. You know, before we all spend all of our money on CaitlynStrong bracelets. I wish her the best, but considering the made-for-reality-tv world we live in,…

Excellent. Appreciate this. I was legitimately asking, so thanks.

Any word yet on which American companies (broadcasting OR otherwise) are caught up in this? They had to be involved at some level, didn’t they? Whether it being that they did pay or refused to pay bribes.

I have to think this is all about Yahoo’s forthcoming(?) daily fantasy product. And as piggy as this game appears to be, it should certainly help drive traffic in that regard.

He must eat ribs and whatnot.

Roger Goodell = Jackie Treehorn

I’ve seen bridesmaids/brides want to kill female guests for even wearing white. I can’t even imagine this (well, I couldn’t if I didn’t have Facebook...)

Not since Kramerica Industries have I seen such an unreliable Blatter...

“Quick! Get me Ed Lover and Doctor Dre. No, the fat one.” Jason Whitlock

Darren Rovell treats objects like people, man....

I can’t wait for the Buttjoke Jamboree, personally.

“Seems legit to me.” - The Dry Ice Bucket Challenge

Can’t remember a show where I loved season 1 so much, and had no real interest in season 2. It’s probably me, but I’ll blame season 1’s weak ending and season 2’s somewhat questionable cast so I can sleep at night.

Wow. SBNation crushing it, huh?

Not since Greg Maddux...

Having trouble getting wood?