Hah..yeah: We should all be so dumb.

I think the sign actually leads to a McDonalds. There is no way any self-respecting terrorist is going to equate George Bush and Intelligence in this lifetime.

I have an 1984 Audi 5000S wagon that I love beyond reason. I bought it the week I married my wife. Driving it is just a really comfortable place to be, and it's NEVER let me down. A couple of years back, my wife was driving it home from work when, honest to god, a tweaker driving a three-wheeled Ford F150 running from…

"Thousands Loose Will To Live From Soul-Crushing Banality Of Toyota Camry"

Agreed. Plus, there's an expectation factor too: I know people who buy Audis (this is my third, BTW, and I have the other two as well) and expect to be able to hoon them like they were a Ferrari. I don't do that, although I will admit to having broken the speed limit a time or several thousand. But my satisfaction…

Yeah, Beat My Weiner. Ultimate Driving Car my ass.

I've got an '03 Allroad (A6 on 'roids) and it's been completely trouble free. The only niggle: Fucking check engine light came on a year after I bought it, and no one can figure out how to make it shut off. If the engine DOES die at some point, I'm sure some mechanic at an Audi dealer will be saying "SEE?!!!"
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Travis....Bickle?

Love to see them track down the Fed responsible for the order and pipe-bomb his ride. Hi-beam for a Hi-beam. Just like in the Chilton's Bible.

If it was Victoria, he was probably about 75 himself.

OK, how did he even figure she was stuck? If it was me, I would never have noticed that. He seemed to make a bee-line directly for her. Any chance this was staged?

Ah, but you're banned from Timmys for a day, a fate worse than death.

As a Canadian, I have to say our douchebag quotient is high enough without this mook. Australia can have him. After all isn't that what penal colonies are for?

YOU are the co-driver. Aren't you? ADMIT IT! I'M BEGGING YOU! ADMIT IT!!!

I heart U.

The most expensive rental car is the one you decline the extra insurance on as you head for a bachelor party in Vegas.

Fish and beer....mmmmmmmmmm.......

You know, the more I see shit like this, the more I understand meth addicts.

Yeeaaaaahhhhhh right. So howzit it works with Windows 7 and the manufacturer said as soon as Win8 was available that it wouldn't work? He was right, of course.

Welll....never liked Beemer much, always loved me some Audi action, partly due to my own escapades on the Swiss Alps and in Germany many years ago now in an Audi 100LS. Yeah, I'm that old.
Frankenheimer was the touchstone for car chases. Say what you like about Bullitt or French Connection, Grand Prix is pretty much…