As the owner of a FEW $80K plus cars, I have a question. Why the FUCK can't Ze Chermannss make ze auto zat iss DING PROOF????

...said Michael Moore.

I fucking love this. What a dippy bitch. No, no, I mean it, and it's not just Detroit, and it's not just Michigan: Detroit makes these horseshit union contracts that it can't live up to. Detroit unprecedentedly goes bankrupt. Oh but NOW all of a sudden it's unconstitutional to leave all these dipshits WHO THROUGH…

Seconded. Johnny? Take it away.

First thing you do is, anything you owe the Koch Brothers or Kwami Whatzisfuck, sorry, .01 cents on the dollar. The other $50 bucks you owe, we can work on.

You can't keep a good plane down. Literally!

OT, but re: Hellboy and Abe Sapien: Was the FIRST Abe not David Hyde Pierce? And why was he not credited?

Will this work on white cotton shirts that have yellowed with time, and, presumably, use of chlorine bleach?

Obligatory : "Eeen Russia, cow fucks YOU!"

#COTD!

Agreed! Is there a 'false advertising' class-action suit I could get in on for that?

I can't imagine DOT or Transport Canada letting them in the country. Ain't safe, you know. Also, it's good only if you aren't carrying anything worth theiving (including seats, radio, etc.) or if it's never going to rain and there are no birds to shit on it and you always wear hats......I love it, but it'd be in the…

I used Windows 8, fully patched, on a new laptop. There's a medical application I have to use that connects me to my hospital's radiology site.

"I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $200, Alex"

See, this is why you shouldn't get so attached to your pets.

EXACTLY why I drive them. I've seen some horrific pileups on the Autobahn, and the only people that walked away consistently were Audi drivers. Fuck whatever other consideration you want to put on the brand, they are without a doubt the safest cars on the road.

Good. I hope it burns afterward. Most uncomfortable seats, horrible parking, horrible acoustics...the place is an iconic piece of shit. Tooda-loo, muthafucka!

Thinks: Linking meth..."

Dammit, just posted something similar...to you sir I doff my unibrow.

"I am just a simple caveman, and unfamiliar with the strange and terrifying ways of your..modern world...."