That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

I can understand their frustration. Last time I wore a rubber suit, lab testing said it was 99% effective. Now I've got a little shit running around the house calling me Dad.

What this athlete did with a flag pole to finish will shock you.

I called from a GV number and he answered! I freaked out, hung up and now I feel weird.

Please be an ironic comment meant to illustrate how stupid homophobes are. Pretty please.

Most of these morons don't realize that the only reason they're where they are today is because one of their ancestors, that likely spoke nary a word of English, decided to take a flyer on starting their lives from scratch on the other side of the planet.

This country is great because of the influxes of people from other places over the years. It is somehow harmful, or disrespectful, to sing America the Beautiful in the languages of those places? Piffle.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.

This is better than anything the Browns have done on or off the field in 25 years.

Congratulations on winning another search engine war.

Deadspin Commenter 1: Yellow snow.

The second pic actually looks the most genuine to me, since Messi appears to have stolen his suit from a ventriloquist's dummy.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

You son of a bitch.

+1 condom

Well, that's enough Internet this year...