As a doctor who works in one of the busiest ER's in the country Vibrators and Dildos are relatively common 1 or so a month these are my favorites this year are as follows

Please don't leave this to the imagination—I request specifics because my imagination is a terrifying entity that exists almost exclusively to disturb and frighten me. And it is doing that now. At least answer one question: was the cat at least declawed?

I'm currently in a trauma rotation, and working Xmas day. I hope I don't see ANYTHING on this list.

Drew: you can't have a little thing that can turn into anything at anytime. Please be more specific.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

When asked to comment on a public figure doing something really stupid and career-damaging on video, LeBron thought he'd have to explain "The Decision" all over again.

Commenter Dan raised the possibility that the Nelson Mandela quote we had trouble placing is actually a bastardization of a line from Star Trek: The Next Generation in 1988. Tim Burke tracked it down, and well...

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.