Alcohol is a factor in a majority of domestic violence cases. I don't understand why they seem to be implying that it excuses the behavior.

I just hope someday she can see that video through clearer eyes. It was ugly and uncaring and she married that person. For now I'll hope she's safe. That's really the only thing I can find to do.

I asked him what happened when we got out of the elevator. He told me he was terrified because security was there.

"We know our incident..."

There is nothing about anything regarding this whole situation that isn't incredibly sad.

Does anything else really need to be said?

Not as good as pie.

Usually the only things projected on my desserts are my body image issues so this is definitely a step in the right direction.

Quick question: how does it taste? Everything else is meaningless.

I don't know. I just hate the whole you can't provoke them or they'll beat the crap out of you and it will be all your fault. Like he's a child with no control of himself at all.

And you're the last thing he wants to deal with at the end of the day, WTF? I deal with annoying people all day I don't get to punch them and oh yeah I also don't have 100lbs of muscle on them either. Having a bad day does not mean you get to punch people. She is really all kinds of wrong on this one.

I saw the headline and assumed it was a dumb new wedding photography trend.

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

I would hope that a couple getting married would have addressed their "darkest aspects" together and in private before, you know, deciding to get married. Why on Earth do so many people feel that nothing has happened unless it was both witnessed and documented?

YOU BETTER BE FUCKING LYING.

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

BTW, where are my Pinot Grigio people?

Sucking is a bit of a distraction. The Vikings should stop doing that.

Yeah, this is a complaint we get every now and then. To be honest, I get it: the long, chatty style isn't for everybody, especially not for people who just want something they can print out and take to their kitchen. That's why, every week, we also publish a short-form nuts-and-bolts version of the Foodspin recipe,…