Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

Watching that monster cry and shake was the closest thing to any kind of justice I’ve felt in a long while. Fuck him and may the brave women who shared their stories find peace.

Fuck yes! I just adopted a pup in September, and it was the best decision ever. I’m also going through a weird breakup (it happened the same dumb way it did when I dated the idiot two years ago, shoulda learned my lesson) and I swear having the dog has helped take the sting away. So glad my awesome landlord allowed…

My fluffy wiggle butt corgi has chilled with me for 11 years now. Definitely much better than all those assholes I have dated. Definitely not looking for a snuggle bear this winter.

I prefer puffin season.

Sure. She COULD have done that. But ballers gonna ball.

Note to self: shred, then BURN.

I can’t wait for Blake’s “fashion evolution” as Gwen starts picking out his outfits. It should be some good stuff. I’m sure there will be talk and photos of Blake’s “edgy” new look!

I second your sentiment. Burn all the shit down. Also- to anyone that hasn’t heard her music, if you’ve ever wanted to punch someone dead in the throat there may be a few of her songs you’d enjoy.

Burn this shit down!

The CMAs really need to stop trying to make Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood as comedy hosting duo happen.

Miranda Lambert was never Mrs. Blake Shelton, Blake Shelton was Mr. Miranda Lambert

I love you Miranda!

*Reads article*

ladies be emotioning

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

Basically the furniture of equivalent of a douchebag.

“human version of a white leather couch”