Adele it's been almost 3 YEARS since you released an album. I know you wanted a break after your incredible year in 2011 but your fans miss yyyyoooouuu! Also that dress is the fucking cats pajamas. Meeeow.

Adele looks so lovely and I love everything about her dress. From the cut, color, and pattern, it just works so well on her. I also have a feeling that we will be calling her Dame Adele is like 20 years, right?

Just sitting here, patiently waiting for her to debut a makeup line with accompanying tutorials. Because seriously, her eyeliner game in a national treasure.

girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

That was my favorite new show of the past couple years, so naturally I knew it wasn't long for this earth.

Speaking of my-best-friend-tv, does anyone else get that message from Netflix where it stops what's playing and asks if you still want to keep watching and then you grumble out loud "DON'T JUDGE ME, NETFLIX" as you choose "keep watching"?

Steve Carrell + beard = MAMA LIKEY

I add it to White Russians sometimes. Erm, Caucasians.

So now when I spend the entire weekend getting drunk on wine and playing board games I can just be like:

I'd already planned to spend the vast majority of next week in an absinthe-fueled haze, but it's nice to have such well-timed encouragement.

I've been way ahead of "Science" in this field for years now. Where are my grants?

Rudd is apparently going to look 15 until the day he dies.

I'm coming over! I will bring my NKOTB sleeping bag and some cheap vodka and kool aid.

Crap, we were supposed to eat?

The only thing more fun than a "Sleepunder" is an"Unmovie Night" where its actually daytime and instead of watching movies everybody has to help clean the garage.

You can take my sleepovers, but you'll never take my Girl Talk!

This is Sam Daley. He's Tim Daley's (of Wings!) son. He also waited on me once like 6 years ago. He's very tall and wears his hair like a little boy. I am still in love.

The ONLY REASON I like my skinny jeans is because they fit into my comfy, tall boots in the winter (I hate trying to jam in jeans with a bootcut, etc fit into them). I will never wear them in the summer.... (and completely horrified I bought something in the Jessica Simpson line, but...they fit so welllll, yeah, I…

I own a pair of the Sorel "Cate The Great" too - they are waterproof, warm, and great for ladies with wider feet, but I've experienced one downside: the lace-holes are kinda flimsy; one of mine busted after one winter. My next pair will be these (Sorel "Joan of Arctic"), because the lace-holes are made of metal…