This reminds me of when my college friends and I would joke about naming our children AIM names. "These are my children, BabyGuRl98, SkImBlE_ShAnKz, and Raven925."

I mean, I'm not totally down on Phoenix as a name - but on the linked list, it's actually Pheonix. Like, Phoenix spelled incorrectly. NOT OK.

An important Christmas song that you missed: Christmas in Hollis by Run-DMC. Best version by Run-DMC.

Yeah, this is a complaint we get every now and then. To be honest, I get it: the long, chatty style isn't for everybody, especially not for people who just want something they can print out and take to their kitchen. That's why, every week, we also publish a short-form nuts-and-bolts version of the Foodspin recipe,…

So I basically ran to my computer to post how much I love the Twin Bed short. Like it was blowing my mind a little how it kept getting funnier and funnier. Okay, so I may be a little stoned, which may account for my awe, but I'm pretty sure it's actually hilarious. "It's a whole thing with Jean," their 7th grade…

Adele it's been almost 3 YEARS since you released an album. I know you wanted a break after your incredible year in 2011 but your fans miss yyyyoooouuu! Also that dress is the fucking cats pajamas. Meeeow.

Adele looks so lovely and I love everything about her dress. From the cut, color, and pattern, it just works so well on her. I also have a feeling that we will be calling her Dame Adele is like 20 years, right?

Just sitting here, patiently waiting for her to debut a makeup line with accompanying tutorials. Because seriously, her eyeliner game in a national treasure.

girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

That was my favorite new show of the past couple years, so naturally I knew it wasn't long for this earth.

Speaking of my-best-friend-tv, does anyone else get that message from Netflix where it stops what's playing and asks if you still want to keep watching and then you grumble out loud "DON'T JUDGE ME, NETFLIX" as you choose "keep watching"?

Steve Carrell + beard = MAMA LIKEY

I add it to White Russians sometimes. Erm, Caucasians.

So now when I spend the entire weekend getting drunk on wine and playing board games I can just be like:

I'd already planned to spend the vast majority of next week in an absinthe-fueled haze, but it's nice to have such well-timed encouragement.

I've been way ahead of "Science" in this field for years now. Where are my grants?

Rudd is apparently going to look 15 until the day he dies.

Crap, we were supposed to eat?

I own a pair of the Sorel "Cate The Great" too - they are waterproof, warm, and great for ladies with wider feet, but I've experienced one downside: the lace-holes are kinda flimsy; one of mine busted after one winter. My next pair will be these (Sorel "Joan of Arctic"), because the lace-holes are made of metal…