You mean more FREEDOM?

I live in California and supported and continue to support prop 47. I have not heard anything about violent criminals being released en masse here.

Yeah, he had a criminal record for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. What lady wouldn’t want to get all over that? It’s not like he had a warrant out for unpaid parking tickets or something.

Man, men with domestic violence convictions just can’t get a fair shake in the dating world. Don’t those bitches understand his ex was crazy?

He spoke with KPRC 2 in a jailhouse interview, in which he called Valerie “no good Samaritan” and complained that women in general treat him unfairly because he has a criminal record.

Ghosts won’t sleep with your husband. Or wife. Or, you know, anyone else who isn’t a ghost

And just a peevish reminder: aw and awe are two different things.

I’ve never understood why, as a society, we’re totally cool with little boys being dismissive or down-right hateful at girls. As if this is somehow inherent (and not something kids are soaking up like a sponge from the culture and adults surrounding them) and therefore natural and OKAY. The thinking being that we’ll…

My Barbies used to ride in the beds of my brothers’ Tonkas.

I wont have my son catching the gay from a pink cardboard box i tell you what

Cannot process nuance!

I have never seen the show, BUT, I once had pens that were also flowers. They were not roses, like in the picture above. In fact, that might not be a pen and might actually be a rose. In which case, I once had roses that were also beautiful and I held them similarly. Therefore, yes, they have stolen my life.

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

This actually made me cry.

I came for a golf club fight. I was not disappointed.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

In the Blank Space video she smashes a car with a golf club, it’s a reference to that.

If the judge allows this, I’ll be posting a link to my kickstarter to fund a cannon to shoot all those who are done with this planet to Mars. Fuck.

Honestly America, sometimes your news stories read like something from the Onion.