I still watch this video at least twice a year. Karma is a bitch.

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Like special dog, whilst moving.

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

First of all, let me offer a rebuttal.

...to bring home to my mama (I call her my mama as a joke) ...."And mama'd be surprised I didn't bring home a total slut and be happy that I'm growing up"

The horror. THE HORROR (lol).

SERIOUSLY! At a certain point you're not a bullying kid, you're just an asshole with a shit personality. That's how they start out.

Someone has to tell people they're ugly.

For all their exquisite beauty, felines have no ethics. They are the sociopaths of the companion animal world.

YEAH PIXEL! #TeamDog

I hit level 28 and then they just like, stopped giving me the special jobs (the ones that Simon and Maria call you into their office for). I had no more missions or anything besides the bullshit jobs Simon would call me for every hour, so I put the game down for a month.

I basically kept going on dates with the same person until I hit the max points with him. Never mind that I had to pay for all the dates. And they insult what you wear until you hit enough points for them to say "i love you." Got married in Italy and had to pay for everything myself. DUDE IS A FREELOADER. Part of me…

Amen about the boyfriend! Mine is my husband now and I avoid playing the game because I know as soon as I open it he's going to call and say he misses me and wants to hang out. No thanks.

Lindsay Lohan had a game??

Who is next celebrity to make an app??

it has become a problem for a generation of younger women