This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

Let me just assure Chapman that nobody is watching the Oakland Athletics in September.

I can hate on him for so many reasons, and I’ll make fun of his music too.

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

In Samardzija’s defense, it must be difficult for him to remember which team he plays for. 

So what you are telling me is it took an extra out and 4 more pitchers than what a 21 year old rookie Kerry Wood accomplished by himself?

That’s approximately how many times I strike out each night at the bar.

What a fucking idiot.

So that’s why they didn’t want them playing at Assembly Hall. They were changing the locks!

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

Jeez, it’s not that funny, lady.

Is there a German word for expecting terrible things, them turning out worse, and you feel validated and depressed?

So the debate is over, right? He’s the second best ever?

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

The positive spin is she got rid of her Saturn.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

They wanted to make Zobrist a hero. After 7 games, you start to develop secret crushes and they really liked him.