I just looked up Elsie Hewitt. I’d hit that.

She sounds hot.

This is going to be a black eye for Penn State football.

I can’t agree with you more. We have a finite amount of time in this life and the only person who can make us happy is ourselves so we should all do what makes us happy.

Did he tell any Mark Grace stories? They’re the best.

The sex made him weak in the knees and he never recovered so the headline holds true.

You’re all belittling him for not knowing that what goes up must come down, but can we address the fact that he also asked why the bullet “hit only one person”?

We need more episodes of Grand Designs. Please.

I bought that exact shirt for someone, because it glows in the dark too.

He’s finally exploding the hips at the right time instead of too early.

He needs some Lactaid.

Does he get to keep all of those shirts?

I bet he can’t keep all of his childrens’ names straight and just calls them by numbers too.

In high school a friend and I were racing his Z24, like idiots, and he used the oncoming traffic lane to pass another car (for the record there was no oncoming traffic in sight) and a cop witnessed our stupidity and pulled us over. As the cop approached the window my friend started screaming at the cop, “What the…

Vodka Diet Coke used to be my go to drink and I still order it at weddings. I often get looks.

Europeans are so awkward when they celebrate. The black socks and gym shoes never help (that’s the way I’ve always pictured any European).

“Nobody goes there anymore. The lines are too long.”