Whenever anyone posts a video with a title along the lines of "Live action/real life Smash Bros", I have only one response

Who knows better about Survive and Endure...then the Villager from Animal Crossing.

I never asked for this...

Hit update on my PS3 ... decided to kill some time by reading kotaku...

That could be because he has rape-face. Makes it easier for the internet to pay attention to him/photoshop him. :P

Here's the thing I fail to understand about the abortion debate:

As a male, I hope to someday be a father. I'm engaged to a wonderful woman, and we've discussed the possibility of children; we're not -entirely- sure they'll fit into our lives at the moment, but we're also not against the idea—we're sort of in, "Okay,…

May he outlast us all.

Not sure why people are complaining about the new Smash Bros. characters. We have Mega Man, Yoga Pants, and a serial killer. This is exactly what the game needed.

Was the ring placed in a diva cup?

There can be only one...

Already did. I buy every single Nintendo console for Zelda, and I never learn.

This will help:

Really guys?! REALLY?!

LORD OF LIGHT! LORD OF LIGHT! YOU WILL BE KING! THE NIGHT IS LONG AND FULL OF TERRORS!

With lots of down time. Would you prefer they stare longingly into the distance while thinking of bald eagles while humming the star spangled banner?

Any time's a good time for syrup!

Thank you! I have never seen that food before It looks yummy. Maybe you could give out candy to people while staring directly into their eyes that might make it less weird....no wait