The only calming down a woman does is the brief quiet before the storm that follows being told to calm down and precedes her verbally tearing someone to pieces.

But why are Bowser and DK animals? Because Mario is psychologically broken; prone to violence and delusions. Possibly drug addled. He sees them as monsters because they're what get in the way of his prize. Luigi is a "coward" because he's afraid to stand up to Mario, but he knows what's what. He's forced to go along…

See now. This is why all the posturing in the world about better journalism standards is a huge pile of steaming bullshit.

I have to say (as someone on the autism spectrum).

True story:

Because it's important to this story. This wouldn't have happened if she was white. Police in Canada discriminate against the native population. Kind of like how the police in the US treat black people. I've heard cops brag about beating native people while off duty. It's disgusting.

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

That's assault and I would call the police for sure.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

This isn't so much a "quitting" as it is a bridge burned. Consider it the best time I quit giving a fuck.

I will start by saying I made a new account to post with because I do not want to post on my real account and out myself.

While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

Of the three major cities I've lived in (London, Boston, Toronto), Toronto is THE FUCKING WORST for public transportation etiquette.

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.