BaconPancakes
BaconPancakes
BaconPancakes

Vancouver?

I think that was because "rape" used to mean "to remove forcibly" (as in The Rape of the Lock, the sexual meaning arrived later), from the Latin word rapere. So this construction of three synonyms forms a nice hendiatris.

The most romantic moment in the history of the Jumbotron.

Scrub with me

GTA4 special edition came with a safety deposit box, which I still have (you can put your weed in there)

Their range is already so limited. And from what I can tell the larger sizes are made primarily for women with implants anyway—their bras are not made to hold up the weight of real boobs. I can't imagine how they would f*ck up the mastectomy bras. Probably for the best that they let someone else make them. Women

I had that beast under my TV 15 years ago. It was called a VHS player.

So really what you're trying to do, Barry, is hide the evidence that abstinence-only sex ed doesn't work. Also, by deciding to carry their pregnancies to term (and either raise the child or give him/her up for adoption), these girls are making the choice that ab-only supporters (who are, let's face it, always

The whore is even showing some unnecessary extra forearm skin! 3/4 sleeves? She's definitely a drunk slut!

The best part of the Tiger Woods hammered at the Met Ball situation is, by far, this:

Cats are a direct cause of migratory song bird decline. Cats kill hundreds of millions of migratory songbirds. A study conducted by Stanley Temple of the University of Wisconsin showed that domestic cats are responsible for the death of 19 million migratory songbirds a year in Wisconsin alone. Being that domestic cats

I AM WONDER WOMAN. I AM A GREAT CHEF, A GREAT WIFE, AND A GREAT MOM TO MY KIDS. AND WE WILL BE PARENTS TO A HUMAN KID, ONE DAY TO. WE WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU.

Agreed! All I keep thinking about is being in a group hug with a shark, baby seals, and a giant squid!

You know, Kotaku really just needs to do a weekly piece that gathers all the latest Chinese piracy related news. Call it So You Wanna Be A Pirate? or something...

When my teen students were carrying them around in class, reading at breaks, etc, I snagged a copy from one and read it.

When my husband starts getting cocky, I remind him he can be replaced by a jar opener and a step ladder. He got really nervous when my mom gave me a jar opener. I couldn't find the step ladder for a month.

This was me a few weeks ago, only it was a Diet Pepsi, and I didn't want to be that weird girl who asked a guy on the train platform for help. After about 10 minutes, I finally got the damn thing open. FEMINISM.