BackinBlackCats
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Let me clarify for you

JTT SO MANY ANCIENT FEELS

Could you not make the window smaller? That's my usual trick when trying to be discreet... And also keeping a larger window of what you should be looking at behind. Like the 21st century version of reading a magazine disguised inside a textbook.

Agreed. He seems to indicate she's been bothering him with unwanted contact. Maybe that's true, maybe it isn't. We don't have that information. At this point, obviously, he wants nothing more to do with her. Her response: make a private text public.

Right? That's just the typical garbage you spew at someone who is bothering you and you want them to leave. you. alone.

What is wrong with what Dominic said? Who knows what the girl was saying or doing? I've said similar shit (minus the whole self aggrandizing to that extent thing) to creepy guys texting me.

I am embarrassed to admit I have been happily married for ten years but still deal with this issue. Logically, I know my spouse finds me attractive. Logically, I know I am moderately attractive and fit. Those things never override my emotional feelings of insecurity that bother me every time I look in the mirror, put

Word of caution about black fondant.

Another good way not to go home with a douchebag is to wear some really thick clothes, like heavy wool or leather, and then wrap yourself liberally in razor wire. Douchebags hate getting cut up by razor wire. Just be careful around upholstery or curtains.


One of numerous side projects of Stephin Merritt (better known as 1/4 of The Magnetic Fields and for being the closest human equivalent to Grumpy Cat) was a cover band called The Three Terrors, with friends and fellow musicians L.D. Beghtol and Dudly Klute, who would base all of their sets around a specific theme;

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I came here to post my own favorite Eydie y los Panchos song, Piel Canela, which I learned of thanks to an excellent high school Spanish teacher.

Thanks! I love this...she was magnificent. Not to go all grandpa here, but this is from when you really had to have pipes, and you had to know how to use them judiciously.

One of my roommates once put a bag of potatoes in the freezer when we were unpacking groceries and I didn't notice until the next day, and when I took them out they all turned into a black slurry of death. It was genuinely alarming.

No, potato plants are not perennials. It will die about 4 months after planting as part of the life cycle.

My idiot ex used to always go on and on to me about how Julia Roberts is so beautiful and perfect. He could never compliment me without first saying she was better. It was hella weird.

There was a dude in the video? I'm totally in it for the adorable tiny dog.

This reminds me of a conversation I had in college about how girls were expected to be two out of three—cute, sexy, or pretty. You could be cute and pretty (girl-next-door-ish) or pretty and sexy (supermodel) or cute and sexy (as in the sexualization outlined above). Hitting all three meant you were some kind of

Don't forget: He loves you right back.