Are we sure we're pronouncing this correctly?

Right? Plus I didn't care for the crack at what she wore promoting Liz & Dick because it's common knowledge that no designer will ever give her a dress to wear to a premiere, so whatever she does wear would most likely be mocked within an inch of its life.

Theory: since movie premieres come with parties and open bars, maybe she's just trying to stay away from that?

In their defense, water straight from the hose is DEEEEElicious, especially when you've been outside doing yard work on a hot summer day. haha.

Pretty sure we wouldn't be posting a pic of a woman's cameltoe with a similar headline.

So... this is obviously massively hypocritical considering your stance on creepshots. And not only that, but you're deleting conversation threads that are rightfully calling you out on it? Fuck you, Jezebel.

When guys take pictures of unsuspecting women to post on the interenet and comment on, it's called "creepshots"... Jezebel-supported double standards for the win!

Hey if guys want to wear pants like we do, why the f are we criticizing them. Dont we get pissed when they shame a girl who look unflattering in a pair of spandex.

Sometimes I wish that the writers for Dirt Bag would read the previous Dirt Bags so that there aren't any duplicate stories for instance the Russell Brand and Katy Perry story. As an avid Dirt Bag reader I cannot tell you how many times I would read the same story for 3 days straight!

Seriously, dude? He had a comedy career before Full House, and he's been successful since. Check out some of his work.

I find his persona repulsive as well, but according to everyone who's ever interacted with him, this is who he actually is.

Boys of a certain age: STOP IT with that face you make in pictures. Stop. It.
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.

My summer (ok, year round) method of dealing with waist length hair is as follows:

I know we're not supposed to, but I can't help but look at his crotch-area in every photo. I've been conditioned.

If the asshat fits...

I'm a vegetarian, and I still think this needs at least three slices of bacon.

I can't stop imagining the gross, sticky knife used to make this sandwich. Or, if you're a tidy person who avoids jar contamination, the pile of six knives in the sink.

Grill that shit, girl.

I had a bonding moment with my son's girlfriend over these dolls. (Son is 20, she is 18). She has a backpack *full* of them, I think she's got 30 dolls or so. We must have played around for at least an hour, talking about them and swapping clothes, etc.

I think the dolls are pretty cool, and I would have loved to play with these instead of Barbies. If Mattel is trying to claim they're progressive, that's a stretch, but the dolls are fine. Dolls are supposed to be beautiful.