not “a hero of 9/11” or “a guy who happened to be in office on 9/11” but *the* hero of 9/11. i’m actually kind of impressed that even in the midst of an acrimonious divorce from this guy she is spouting his own propaganda for him!

So what you’re saying is, at least 4 women have willingly slept with that? Shivers.

GOP Family Values (tm) don’t really kick in until after the fourth acrimonious divorce.

And why does he seem to always be sitting lately.  I wonder if he is having some other problems.    I am wondering if he is going to be on a full Jabba the Hutt floating throne by Christmas

I just don’t get how so many people are in denial about his mental decline. Every time he does some fucked up shit that shows he is mentally unfit, my boyfriend kind of laughs it off and then my response is, “What if this were your father doing this? Or your brother? You wouldn’t think this is normal.” Or this morning…

Listening to him speak, I swear I can feel brain cells die. It’s like his words are targeted strikes on intelligence. More and more, many people are saying it *uncontrollable eyelid twitch*

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Honestly, good for Barron. Better no father than a narcissistic shitbag. 

Didn’t he save an office tower from terrorists once or something?

Pretty sure it was Voldemort seeing as how nobody can mention his name or speak of him in front of her.

They certainly massacred Gawker.

Uh, Hulk Hogan’s biceps certainly qualify as guns. Duh!

There are no literal guns in this picture. You amateur. 

Yes, a guy whose love for country is equal to the money he makes. The first thing he did, like any American hero, he co-founded a security consultancy company to profiteer from it. The greater the threat of instability to the United States, the more money scumbag makes.

Well, yeah. They’ve been trying to drum up an enemy on the southern border, but it’s hard to make poor refugees look dangerous. And they’re even less dangerous locked in concentration camps.

Remember 9/12 when everyone was scared and glued to there televisions and we weren’t really sure what was happening and they were pulling bodies out of rubble and with every minute that passed the possibility of more survivors grew smaller and smaller?

9/11 sucked and the aftermath was horrible and I can’t understand how anyone has positive feelings about that time. Like that was my senior year of high school, so even when I have positive associations with that time, all of that shit was in the background.

What’s the over/under on the number of times this year Giuliani claims 9/11 happened while Obama was President?

On 9/12 in my little “liberal” college town, some yahoos were marching with a “Nuke the Towelheads” banner and getting a distressing amount of support along the way.

Talk about edging around saying the quiet part out loud.