>> “I got taken out, but I wasn’t the target,” Bush said. “I was told that, ‘You’re good. Don’t worry about it. It’s not you. You didn’t say anything.’” <<

Perhaps slightly similar to Michael Cohen in that Trump is the offender, someone else takes the fall, and Trump just skates away.

I will never be able to comprehend why people are so afraid of him. And why there are so many other people willing to protect him at all costs.

Got to love the old “I was too incompetent to do my job defense”. 

LED bulbs cause foot cancer, and don’t get me started on windmill powered LED bulbs...

Catch this track (and many more) on the upcoming album my band Very Legal and Very Cool is putting out. It’s music for Republicans who think that Rage Against the Machine lyric “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” is about like, their mom or something.

We have a winner for stupidest comment of the day!

Shit like this has nothing to do with good policy or even good business. This is all about owning the libs and/or making the libs look crazy because they are coming for your lightbulbs or straws or whatever. How do you fight against something that’s not motivated even by naked economic self-interest?

*looks at shiny, puffy face with glassed over eyes**ahem*

The dumbest thing is that there’s no incentive to do so. LED Light bulbs are a superior product and it’s in everyone’s best interest to produce more of them.

What does Trump think that light bulb manufacturers are going to do? Are they going to scrap their LED plants just to build more incandescent bulbs? Why would they do that, when all indicators show that LED bulbs are gaining market share, regardless of government regulation?

Inquiring minds want to know WTF was wrong with his face last night? Those lights didn’t seem to make anyone else look so shiny. Also, what is the word? Watching him searching for the word was painful.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Let’s start a reality show where awful conservative guys compete to marry Sarah Palin and then at the end we exile them all to an island forever.

1) Can we have John and Chrissy be the new first couple until Trump is out of office? Any objections?
2) Trump is neither a pussy nor a bitch. Pussies are tough, they really take a pounding. And bitches get things done. Trump is a flaccid penis. 

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

If he gets elected it’s going to get a little too real for me 

As a Patriots fan, I’ve been waiting for this column since Zuerlein missed the desperation FG and the inevitable was confirmed. Obviously there was a lot of doubt at that time that this article would be written. So thanks to Drew for his health, his wit, and his hatred of the Patriots. It would have been an odd summer…

Excellent summary, Matt

I know that I’m not the target audience for this show, but was this worth Bernie’s time?! I have only caught clips here and there (and then once every couple years I’ll catch it at my mom’s house) but the conversations that I’ve seen are usually brain-meltingly stupid.