The Jungle Cruise is thematically tied to the nearby Skipper’s restaurant. Both the boat skippers and waitstaff have a constant spiel of terrific puns and will keep dads in stitches.

Oh you know, quietly clawing my way out of the greys. Good to see a friendly face! I chat Bookish on fb a little, but miss some of old commentariat like Saythatscool and Resipsa.

In fairness, it’s the only thing the Raiders have capable of finishing a drive.

Trump’s voice makes him seem like he gets exhausted by a bowel movement. So does his face and body.

I’ve seen the footage from several different angles and I’m still not sure if it can be considered a football move.

I’m sure he was surprised to find himself with another club this soon.

It’s bold to walk into a pre-production meeting with notes and say, “I know we’ve been building up to this story for a decade now, but what if we tweaked our Big Bad to look more like a testicle?”

Usually a spoiler that big comes with a warning first.

An ‘83 320i was my first car. Granted it was 11 years old when I got it, but it was a terrible experience. Beyond the usual amount of maintenance required in an older car, this one seemed to go out of it’s way to try and kill me. One time the headlights went out without warning on a moonless night along a winding…

Darius Slay
Vontaze Burfict
Tamba Hali
Myriad Profiteroles
Cooper Kupp

Bo Jackson was #34.

I say the Redskins get to keep their name the same, but only if the Cowboys change their name to the Dallas Palefaces.

At what season do the main characters stop constantly checking in with each other to see how they’re dealing with their feelings?

The ghost of Al Davis just traded multiple first round draft picks for him.

I imagine there were a lot of high fives in the writer’s room when they got away with calling Donald Trump a cocksucker on TV. Does anyone else remember when they couldn’t say “Goddamn” on USA?

This was the artwork from the copy I had as a kid. Pretty great.

Ugh. I hate having to say this, but it would be better to reboot the franchise than try to pick up where we left off. Crystal Skull was only a success because of the goodwill and benefit of doubt it received based on the first three movies. The fourth film all but squandered that. In addition to all the flaws…

This sounds wildly mediocre.

Are you saying this is more entertaining than the concussed melon patch that is Terry and Frendz?

Is that a real person? It looks like one of those fancy cakes.