GoTL?

I rode the original when I was nine. You had to be a certain weight to be sure to get enough momentum to go through the loop (90lbs? 100?) but the fifteen year old running it that day didn't seem to care. I almost didn't make it through, as I slammed into the top of the loop and got temporarily stalled.

There's no other name they could have chosen? Really?

Track gang delays used to be much worse in the 70's.

Ben Franklin

Thanks for slamming Fifth Element at the top— it saved me from having to read the rest of the review, as it was clearly written by an insane person.

I've taken to signing off on emails with:

Are all the designs from French architects because all the New York architects realize this is a terrible idea?

"When I started the project, I was like 'What if we had a double row of like six to eight nipples, like some kind of giant cat, that would be sexy as hell!' And George said 'For the love of God, Clapton, how many times do we have to tell you— snakes don't have nipples!' So I said "Hear me out! what if they shot poison…

In Soviet Union, line stands on you.

Judging the proportions in this image, the windows were way too small to see out of.

I remember when these used to be called Gobots.

Plan 9 From Outer Space. Pretty much all of it:

Star Wars VII: The Search for Watto's Gold

God, that voice. I think I'd rather listen to Jar Jar.

Tell us more about this futureland you come from.

Yes, these don't look at all like cages. It's like taking a mini-storage unit and calling it a hotel room.

Yes, but I thought it was understood that GRRM loves nothing better than breaking your heart. Any good thing that happens for a character is just a set up for a bigger disaster down the line. This whole saga is a march towards death. Doesn't anyone notice how often the books mention how every farm and field is burned…