Wait, we *shouldn't* be taking snake oil supplements? I thought they were good for your joints and prevent venom loss.

Geology: fucking rocks.

Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.

It's only a problem because you've been pronouncing it wrong.

It was even funnier when Richard Lawson made that same joke on Gawker four years ago as part of a running gag of his.

This is exactly why you can't get a job with a Philosophy degree.

The thought of Julia Roberts playing that role made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. God, they just offered her everything back then.

So wait, you're saying that metal is more durable than plastic?

Okay, now fix McCawley.

Is that a topknot? fucking hipster.

Congratulations, Amy Farrah-Fowler!

I heard that if you say his name five times while looking into a mirror, Fox will cancel all your credit cards.

I hope they get all the funding in place before taking on such a long and hard project. You don't want to start something like that half-cocked.

It's always sad to hear about the loss of RIM jobs.

This. Deus ex magica is just lazy writing.

seems like the sort of question a psychopath would ask.

So this franchise is basically just a giant "fuck you" to Steven Segal then? OK, here's my $14.

Dinner is coming.

Oh, Traction Park. The Cannonball was usually closed when I was there. But one time I went on this ride, I remember almost not clearing the loop and slamming into the bottom part of the apex as I wasn't quite heavy enough to get sufficient momentum (I think the minimum weight was 100lbs?) to go all the way around.…