This is why we can't have nice things.

Boston Strong (enough to flip multiple vehicles)

@TedKennedy

Ice cream is like crack to this guy....um, I mean......

EDIT: Didn't mean to Double Yes!

Danny Wuerffel: so bad he can't even make a "10 worst" list.

I'm out.

A delay? OH MY GOD. Alert the press, Kickstarter is evil.

Hey, congrats! Can't believe you got your hands on the Rob Ford crack video before Gawker did.

♫Everybahhhhhhhhday- yeeahhh eh,

I don't think any of the four of them need a t-shirt to prove they love to swallow.

I think of this game all the time, and I always wonder how many real-life police officers forget to check every tire before they roll out in the morning and end up with a flat.

I hit the expand button on the picture and my computer killed itself.

Charlie's Angels: Full Waddle

He looks like the world's happiest lesbian.

So you're saying once I download Bioshock: Infinite from Steam I can put the game on a USB drive, stick it in another machine with no internet connection and it will install and play? Because I can do that with anything I get off of GoG.com.

Just like her career: no follow-through.

Justin's fans are just like an excited hockey crowd - on their feet and cheering even before the start of the first period.

Microsoft probably doesn't view them as competition.