That's actually his real name. It's Richard Page's illegitimate child from the time they couldn't even get casino gigs.

Does this one star Michael Biehn as well?

Why does MS think I want my shit spread all over the screen in everything?

If you click on the Windows 7 link to Amazon, Amazon points out that there is a newer version of this available, and they have a link to Windows 8.1 on sale.

Apparently that's been fixed. I will see.

I'd rather be able to play my games at home.

I was actually happy when Ubisoft bought the rights to publish South Park:SoT, because that meant that the DRM was going from Steam, to Uplay. (When they finally release it) I would actually get to play it after 2 weeks.

I call shenanigans.

Someone asked: What if the XBox One was big enough to contain the amount of crap that name is for being the third console in the series?

Unfortunately it's not on GOG (yet,) just the first one.

If you use the Konami code on an original Game Boy in a plane, you can take it over.

Eventually Leafs fans do break down and get married. Worst yet, they breed and raise their kids to be Leaf fans too.

As someone who lives in the sticks, and doesn't have over $500 to spend to get high speed at my house:

Man, I just want this to happen. There aren't really any games out there that put an emphasis on procedure like PQ did. Police adventure games are also few and far between.

Everything was going fine until he went and seen a Merle Haggard tribute artist.

Perhaps if they can't use a suspended A-Rod's likeness, The Show can bring back Jon Dowd for next years game. His suspension should be over by then.

Me thinks ESPN might be kindly asking him to remove all ESPN references from his twitter account shortly.

One of the worst experiences of my life was from when I got the munchies bad from some hash, and they delivered my pizza to the wrong city.

This is all fine and dandy, but what if they forget to get the patch before they leave?

Surprise ending: