I starred this because it was funny, but I would’ve starred it anyway because of your awesome avatar picture. Greatest American Hero FTW.

Don’t make a fuss. He’s just plain Yogurt. 

“Sarcasm can be really difficult to pick up on the internet, and there are an unfortunately large number of anime Nazis around nowadays who unironically say dumb hateful things, so maybe it’s unreasonable to expect that random strangers will correctly parse your intentions” alert.

1. My guess is he probably did this.

That’s what I was thinking. This is literally the plot of The Wind in the Door, just with fewer (?) jesus references.

Yogurt the Wise! Yogurt the Powerful! Yogurt the Magnificent!

I still can’t imagine the microbiotic world thing having been any good, but you’re spot on about the roles Lucas should’ve occupied and his major weaknesses. Some of the worst dialogue I’ve ever read and the perversely amazing ability to turn the likes of Natalie Portman and Ewan MacGregor into planks of wood.

Lucas can’t actually write worth a shit, and can’t direct actors.

So, basically LEGO Bionicle?

What the fuck? People use Google Plus (assuming that’s what G+ is)

The problem both with the original statement and yours is that “handful”, “huge amount” and “very, very few” are not exactly quantifiable statistical standards.

More and more the original Star Wars looks like Lucas got lucky with lightning in a bottle, doesn’t it?

It gets better: According to the interview, Lucas’ original idea for Episode VII was Luke explaining to Leia the Jedi method for holding your breath in space and floating in zero-gravity. It would have been presented as a single shot, one-take, in real time, and the audience would have been presented with copies of…

I don’t remember the prequels well. I just remembered it followed Darth Vader who lost his mother and was therefore afraid of losing his Natalie Portman and logically believed that murdering a bunch of children would fix everything. There was also some weird cult stuff, trade negotiations, and apparently something…

And yet, there will be idiots on my G+ Star Wars feed who will insist that “this would be better than anything Kathleen Kennedy and the SJWs at Di$ney could come up with” or some such horseshit.

I’ll take Disney’s films over that. I’m sad Solo’s reception has been horrible because I would honestly LOVE a film series within the Star Wars umbrella that had the minimal amount of Jedi/Sith possible. We almost had a Star Wars film without a single lightsaber. ALMOST.

Rey being slightly better at space magic than you’d like doesn’t sound so apocalyptic now does it choads?

Midichlorians are present in early drafts of the script for the first movie.

what is he talking about Whills? 

Lucas is chalk full of bad ideas. Watch the Indiana Jones documentary. If Spielberg wasn’t there to rein in Lucas’ worst instincts, that movie would have been a total shitshow.