If you’re counting shitty states, don’t forget OK. Our state motto might as well be “At least we’re not Alabama.”

You’re right, everyone should be held to the same standard. Unfortunately, the Republicans don’t seem interested in holding their people accountable at all, if the people defending Roy Moore are any example. And with the Republicans controlling all three branches of government, it’s not likely that anyone else is…

That is both terrible and really profound.

That is terrifying... but for some reason I hear all of Jake’s dialogue in the voice of Tommy Wiseau.

*makes freaked out noises*

I imagine there’s a bizzare satisfaction to being scared and them eating the thing that scared you.

HOLY SHIT that’s terrifying. I mean, I’m a 350+ lb man, and if that happened to me it would scare the shit out of me.

I grew up in the Tulsa area, and while it was mentioned in passing while I was in high school (and then probably only because I had a history teacher who tended to buck the rules and teach everyone the “real history” of Oklahoma), it wasn’t until I attended a local college that I really learned much about the Tulsa…

I laughed mightily at that, and not just because that was my ringtone for quite some time.

Plus, I’ve always argued that another point against the “good guy with a gun” idea is that everyone else will likely mistake him for another shooter. Being a “good guy with a gun” in a situation like this would be a good way to get yourself killed by the cops, or a different GGWAG.

Dr. Pepper actually has a lot of caffeine, just slightly below Mountain Dew in terms of caffeine content per can or bottle.

I suspect that the advent of mobile devices may have hurt that market somewhat nowdays.

Get out of my head, man!

That is amazing. You’re doing God’s work, my friend.

Ah, the cult of celebrity: rewarding terrible people for being terrible.

I would love to see Bardem and Morgan play wacky twins separated at birth.

“The Confederate soldiers who fought during the war — they’re US soldiers.”

“How dare these heathens teach my good Christian children to love and respect others! Loving others is so counter to our Christian values!”

Cthulhu 2020. Because why vote for the LESSER evil?