You honestly could have ended the sentence after “Our public education is seriously wanting.”

I think that might be an insult to 6th graders.

+1 for Señor Chang.

“...surely Americans would understand the Constitution better than a layman Brit.”

Squeeam?

Is... is that a baby Predator?

I heard gunshots after the election results too. (Then again, I live on the edge of a wooded area so hearing gunshots isn’t exactly unusual.)

Holy shit! That’s terrifying.

Sweet fucking crap, that is terrifying. And all too believable.

CotD right here.

It does, thanks!

To paraphrase a 19th century political slogan, “protest early, protest often!”

“ALTERNATIVE FACTS”?!

I think that’s my favorite sign so far.

Why are we even going to pay her to be SecEd if she’s just going to say, “let the states handle it”?

No problem! In times like these, sometimes disappearing into another world can be very comforting.

Then let me be the first to introduce you! (Just a heads-up, you’re going to need a current-gen video game system or gaming PC and a lot of free time):

Whoa. Does that make anyone else really nervous? Like, in a “carefully orchestrated coup” sort of way?

“Living in a poorly-written spy thriller is, frankly, getting kind of stressful.”

Every time I hear the “Good Guy With a Gun” argument, I always wonder, how are these “Good Guys” supposed to recognize each other if there are more than one? Do they have a special whistle or something? What’s to stop them from mistaking each other for one of the shooters?