The young Black men who play football seem to be mainly okay with it. The young-ish White men who are in sports media seem to be okay with it too.

Most people are good at, what, maybe 5 impressions? Frank has mastered George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Wayne Knight, John Madden, Jim Rome, Al Pacino, Charles Barkley, Bill Walton, Terry Bradshaw, Jon Gruden, Chris Rock, Mel Kiper, Robin Williams, Robert Deniro, Chris…

Yeah, not every comedy act translate well into skit form.

It takes a lot of practice to master impressions. It's probably very different than coming up with an observational humour standup routine every year or so.

He can pretty much impersonate anyone on Fox: Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, Jimmy Johnson, James Brown, etc.

His standup routine may be pretty static, but he does great things on Fox NFL.

Isn't that like saying that Chris Rock is "somewhat limited in terms of comedy beyond standup?" Because his movies suck?

This is too much. It's like some alien's attempt to create what it thinks straight human 12-year old boys want.

Given Carroll & Co.'s brilliant drafting record, I think they can patch up a few holes made by departing free agents.

What do you mean Frank Caliendo is a "schmuck?" He's a phenomenally talented impressionist who can impersonate people whom you don't think are even impersonate-able. He's not one of the those lame comedians who does Pacino and Walken ad nauseum, though he does them superbly as well.

So these rageaholics are switching to Pepsi? Isn't that the soft drink that adopted Obama's logo as its own?

Makes sense. Harry is the Hero®. Therefore, he deserves the highest status female.

Sure. Girls dress up like princesses without also adopting some other common medieval practices such as having the plague, not bathing, being illiterate and generally extremely ignorant about everything, etc. People have toga parties without the pederasty.

I think a more effective tactic would be to emphasize all the times guys "friendzone" girls. Maybe Nice Guys will stop being so whiny if they realize that they friendzone (all their non-hottie friends) quite frequently and then grow a sprig of empathy.

Hey, once Peyton and Brady and Brees are gone, how many great White QBs are on the horizon? Well, there's Luck, but he's outnumbered by the likes of Kaepernick, Wilson, Newton, RG3...

Yes, some people call hockey enforcers "thugs" and "goons."

Facebook is still the 2nd most useful way to get in touch with someone if you don't have their phone #. It's often way more helpful than phone #'s if you're not particularly close with that person.

What shoddy sports journalism. Clearly, he should'v asked, "How drunk would you have to be to make out with Maria Sharapova?"

At least Michael Crabtree is Black. If he were White, Richard Sherman might be facing 5-10 with no parole.

To White America, Japan=Cute chicks who love unconditionally.