So this is a female manifestation of "Stuff What People Like."

I'd think that the 17-year old would've gotten as much out of this, if not more, than James Franco would've. A sex story like this one would've given her a huge social boost.

Bras?

THANK YOU for recognizing that "bro" is basically any conformist dude, as opposed to a polo shirt or an NCAA obsession.

He's a goddamn athlete, not a politician running on a Family Values® platform.

Ah great. Now the Baby Boomers can't hate on her as much anymore.

Ooh, Alpha Asian guy here! We have a bad ass in the house.

I feel kind of sorry for Smoked Salmon Dad. Sounds like he was some rube who thought that Chardonnay was something real fancy and thought salmon was some kind of exotic delicacy, even when grilled.

He should get together with Richard Cohen and they can pine for the Good Old Days together.

Silly Derrick Ward! There's no greater authority on Black gangs than Ron Jaworski!

Learn to read. I said the authors didn't have the talent yet to artfully use loaded terms like "gook."

Stephen Colbert can use "gook" or "chink" anytime because he's spent decades perfecting the fine art of satire and comedy. He almost never breaks character, famously refusing to do so even when in front of President Bush!

The important distinction between Stephen Colbert and other "hipster racism" is that Colbert is famous for almost NEVER breaking character. Therefore, when he says something like this, we can be fully confident that it's his famously moronic alter ego's voice, not his own.

Certain Black women qualify, such as Halle Berry, Zoe Saldana, and Thandie Newton. They're frequently cast as love interests opposite male leads. However, one could argue that since they're lighter-skinned, they're seen as not entirely Black.

"SEE?! SEE?! SEE?! Other races are racist too! So it's perfectly okay for me to think that all Blacks are lazy thugs and all Muslims are terrorists and all Asians are sneaky spies (but whose women are hot little whores)!" — American Racist

Yes, unfortunately so. I was mainly talking about the male hierarchy, though.

This is why in 25 years, the only people who love football will be grumpy old men who yearn for the good old days.

You know what'd be funny? If the same people who claim that (White) CEOs deserve every penny of their multimillion bonuses despite running their companies into the ground are also the same ones who conveniently want (mostly) Black college athletes to play for free and forfeit selling their services to the highest…

Madonna-Whore complex.

This stereotype persists because non-Asian men, especially White men, have a great vested interest in denigrating Asian men. Not only does emasculating Asian men make them look better in comparison, but it also eliminates the most immediate competition for Asian women.