Please don't.

This is really weird. Cousins from Kentucky shouldn't have a problem with slapping some skin.

The difference between college and NBA lines also killed Len Bias.

Bears in general, but this one in particular:

P is for the way it looks tonight

MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

That's one shitty habit.

Ricky, do you ever think it's hypocritical to criticize you for pot use when many NFL players cope with pain using much more dangerous/addictive opiates?

I'd hate to see your worst.

studs like me are impervious to pressure

Sex

my best would be around 35-45 yards

How far can you punt a football?

It's okay, it's not even a real marmot.

Oh God! Somebody get a marmot healer!

What a waste of vodka.

here's Ron Washington spilling coke all over his desk.