Albert B. is hoping this big scoop prevents any more misdirected tweets telling him to fuck off skyline chilli is awesome NJ invented sliders chicago piza is liek a keesh or something fuck off.

Rob (Gronkowski) has now been cleared by all his doctors...

Sure am jealous of a foodstuff that requires so much dough that the Pillsbury Dough Boy developed celiac disease.

Sounds like you might need the extra height, what with everything going over your head.

Man, you really showed them! Do you have any other awesome bad-ass anecdotes?

nah... those dipshit squids where breaking every law of the road they could... and then one gets run over and they assault the cager? nah... shit don't work like that... you ride dumb, you die fast.

Observation!

Steak sauce? Heaven forbid you actually taste your steak or burger. That's a pretty usless condiment. At least worcestershire sauce can be used in bloody Marys.
And where the fuck is Cholula?

I know a bunch of people are going to come on here and tell you to say a prayer, and so I hate to be the one to say this, but it's not going to do you any good. I got an email from IronMikeGallego an hour ago.

Look Mike, you're on a new team now. Not every quarterback likes to throw his balls around indiscriminately, regardless of the opposition.

[sees troll]

How far can you punt a football?

OK, thanks. Can I ask you one other question?

"a knuckle punt necessarily sacrifices distance"

"I still think the best uniform sport was baseball pre-1947."
- Marge Schott

Buck's gonna regret showing this kind of affection when Harvey milks it.

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

It's the price of working at a school like ORU. This female bald eagle will just have to learn to content herself with .80 cents of every dollar.

I like the full bodysuit on the guy on the left.

This isn't news. We've all had Browns'
streakers before.