Reasons to believe that Brandon Jennings is just trying to hand Nick Young, like, a tic-tac or an aspirin:

Give it a rest will you. New fans class up the joint. I'm sure you can still get drunk on the 300 level and be a fool.

Durant: Listen, basketball gods, I know you gave us a break with that out of bounds call, but if you give us these free throws too, I'll never ask for anything again.

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

That's a crap load of vodka

You're a turd.

That's probably the most efficient shot he's ever taken.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

Thank you sir. For a moment I thought you were in the pocket of BIG HOT DOG.

Insane LeBron backlash from 2007-2011 = Good

Sosa's the last person I'd expect to be whitewashed.

Also, If Real People Start Wearing These Hats, We Have Lost Everything is currently not in the works to be rebooted because it is not an actual film.

A Black Hat is a term for a villain because they were often depicted wearing black hats. It's most often associated with cowboy movies because cowboys basically always wore hats, but you don't literally have to be wearing a black cowboy hat to be the Black Hat of a film. For instance, Darth Vader is a Black Hat…

Not known for his power, Peralta knew an upper-decker was likely out of the question; instead, he shortened up his stance, choked up a bit, and squeezed out a dribbler down the line.

whoosh

[watches Dolan be incredibly open]

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.

There is no way Will Leitch wrote this. I've heard of everyone on this list.