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and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

Easy dude, easy. The author uses three words to describe the drugs Sharper used and two of them refer to Ambien. And I didn't read anything about liquid morphine. Sounds like you could probably use some downers, yourself.

christ..no wonder greg was so determined to escape him

Perhaps a collaborative effort is in order. For example, Hansen could try to pop and lock it and Kennedy could just fucking drop it.

tl;dr

Based on the accommodations in Sochi, I would have expected that the beds would have been the reason for White's boy cot.

In fairness to Russia, US policymakers also covered several colossal screw-ups with a TARP.

Man, not even two full days and someone's trying to steal their Thunder.

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

...not all man holes are always covered

clothes?

"Fifty-three yards into the wind? F that"

"worst PG ever"

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.