Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-14 Charlotte Bobcats/Orlando Magic highlights.

It's great to see athletes rally around a cause like this.

until now, George Zimmerman didn't really follow EBONY

This is also the marketing slogan for the Urbana, Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

These colors don't run, unlike soccer players, who are always running and in top physical shape

+ fucking 1

Ex-Giants Lineman Allegedly Assaults Wife

Jamarcus Russell did the exact same thing, yet it was categorized as a domestic dispute after police found out he lives in his car.

What was he supposed to use? He left his in the powder room.

This is pathetic and—really—just very sad.

What a ridiculous sham! Is there no due process? Do "rights" not mean anything anymore? What the hell?

I'll always remember Rocker for his sprint from the bullpen out to the mound, which is one of the only races he doesn't want eradicated from the planet.

Boy, when you see all of these big NBA guys squatting, they start to look more and more like you & me!

Unfortunately, when she blew her way to a .224, the police were able to arrest her for both public intoxication and impersonating Mike Moustakas.

Paternity leave isn't complicated. You become a father and then you leave.

Relax, everyone, he's just saying that there's a bunch of sluts out there who'll fuck a baller any chance they get.

A-Rod: [washes with water]

A reluctant a-hole does indeed make for an awkward Ley

Wait, I didn't realize that A-Rod was being suspended for smuggling drugs.