Adding insult to the injuries of those whom the fundraiser was supposed to benefit, several guests honoured the theme by dressing as blood sugar monitors.

You Can't See Me (Because I Have Never Made A Funny, Insightful Or Otherwise Notable Comment)

Alcohol was invented by the government to keep the white man down

Yes, it may seem like an ugly, depressing Nashville story. But if you play it in reverse, she stops crying, takes her piece-of-shit dog back, turns down the advances of several lecherous men, falls in love, and leaves the state of Tennessee.

whoooshhh

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.