Not if said white person’s child is Black.

I happen to know that it is perfectly legal to get full frontal photos developed at the local photo store as long as they are of adults. At least it is in west LA.

Okay, question here. If you've sent hundreds of dick pics, do you have one picture you send every time, or do you take a new picture each time you send it? Inquiring minds want to know.

In my family we get to apply the vicinity rule. So like if you’re playing kickball and you just kind of round the bases and the other team calls you out, you get to apply the vicinity rule. I think that’s what this editor is suggesting here. The team’s not paying the cheerleaders enough to meet basic expenses? But…

There are quite a few other developed, democratic nations that have done no less evil than the U.S. In this regard. You may want to familiarize yourself with Australia and Canada.

I don't know, but it was really, really advanced.

Unfortunately, my kitten unicorn shits yellow starbursts, but he's good at snuggles so there's that.

Whiteness can be selected for when looking at sonograms. You just look for a tiny meth pipe.

This article is about the DVD portion of the company, which doesn’t offer a year of paid leave. It offers 12 weeks, which is precisely what FMLA offers, hence my comment. And Netflix has more than 50 employees. As I said, if Netflix is making that 12 weeks paid leave for those DVD employees, then we can talk, if not,…

The Family Medical Leave Act (federal law) also known as FMLA guarantees all workers up to 12 weeks of work off UNPAID for the birth or adoption of a child. There are a few eligibility requirements, such as having to have worked at the company for a year, but if what Netflix is citing is 12 weeks of unpaid leave…

Look, I think what you’re trying to do is prove how much you’re not a rapist. And we believe you. You would not enjoy it. But this is a very upsetting discussion for many people who have been raped and so for you to repeatedly go on and on about how much you love having sex and jacking off to Internet porn (some of…

but no birth control method is 100%. Do even when you get or take birth control, if you have sex there is still always a chance than you will get pregnant. She knew or should have known that. In addition, though the clinic does bear some responsibility for their negligence in not providing her birth control, they are…

i am usually more than happy to find something - anything - on the menu that meets my needs. But what to do when you go somewhere and EVERY sandwich has mayo on it and I don’t eat mayo. It’s not easy to take off the sandwich. When a menu only offers one kind of thing, it can be difficult to find something that you…

I actually wrote policies for this company and made the following offer: roll over 2 weeks of PTO to be used exclusively for time off in the event of placement of a child in the first 6 months of the year. This time would not be eligible for payout and would expire if not used for it’s intended purpose.

Oh. Who comes up with the word?

This sounds like pretty good process improvement strategy.

Enron, the sub-prime mortgage bubble, and Vioxx also had some great things about them.

Not really proud to say this but here goes: I have struggled with weight loss and I can tell you without a doubt that for many people with eating disorders having very prominent collar bones is a big deal and a big accomplishment. So it is really gross to me to see peoe saying it is “sexy” to have your bones sticking…

One of the best/recent public negs was by Indian prime minister Narendra Modi who said “I am happy to say that the prime minister of Bangladesh, despite being a woman, is saying boldly that she has zero tolerance toward terrorism.”

Once you adopt the intrusive questions never end either. “Why didn’t you adopt one of the free ones right here in the US?” Or “you know all those babies are trafficked right? Did you steal your baby?” Or when you tell then you are actually adopting an older child then it’s “oh, what’s wrong with him?” OR “so he has…