I’m a fan of, “Because I asked you to.” I did not tell them to do something. I asked. And my moral authority is such that the mere ask should be enough to ensure compliance.

The current generation of parents, myself included, has enabled this by abandoning the simplistic, tyrannical, and unjustifiable, yet ultimately effective and useful, “because I said so.” I knew it was bullshit when my dad said it to me, and it would still be bullshit if I said it to my kids, but damn if that shit did…

I feel like this is a supervillain origin story.

That hair! Damn, this is some Robin Sparkles ‘Let’s Go To The Mall’ stuff

This is one of those “razor blade in the Halloween candy” scares that people talk about, but never actually happens.

Reclining theater seats are essential, but I’d actually make the argument that assigned seating is the best innovation to come to movie theaters.

...which says so goddamned much about the state of our electorate that I’m not actually sure where to begin.

You mean the guy that kept a “loaner” for three years is the same one who did this? I’m shocked!

TL;DR when does it premiere?!

So dumb +1

That’s horrible. The only reason the monkeys even agreed to work with Harlow in the first place is because they heard he was bananas.

3 meters? Now THAT'S a dive.

The most infuriating thing is when your phone locks in the middle of step three, and you are forced to unlock it with wet garlic-covered hands only to find you have to scroll down to the instructions all over again. 

I doubt it. People like the shows and have just as much fun participating at home and competing with friends and family. The hosts are a big part of the magic and staying power but not the only reason.

That productive line was pure snark because katmandu was suggesting that if you don’t make your bed you are not a grown up. I don’t care either, but it is fascinating to me that people are pushing it on others like it’s a requirement for maturity and cleanliness, which are both false.

That productive line was pure snark because katmandu was suggesting that if you don’t make your bed you are not a…

I used to use the claw of a hammer to shave until I broke it with my face.

Funny, I can’t sleep without my ‘stay-cool’ sheets and pillowcases.

Having any sort of repeated morning and bedtime routine helps get your mind ready for the next step (waking up and getting started/sleeping). Making your bed in the morning helps you tell yourself that sleeping is done and productivity begins. Having a made bed gives you a sense of order when you get home from work. An…

Having any sort of repeated morning and bedtime routine helps get your mind ready for the next step (waking up and…

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.