It’s nice to be able to stay in your seat and not have to go up to the concourse to get a beer - cans are the key to this. It would also be nice if dip shits didn’t throw them.

My favorite thing about this piece is how little Barry is gonna have to change it tomorrow. Just do a find all on “Showalter,” replace it with “Collins,” and make a few other tweaks. Like presumably Eric Campbell hits for Jay Bruce in a big spot because, you know, “I thought Soup was due. It didn’t work out.”

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Shouldn’t have laughed at this, but did.

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

No it wasn’t. There is no Alicia Machado sex tape. That’s the worst part. Trump libeling her is the worst part.

my worst Miss U.

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

at this rate the only helmet Kaepernick’s going to be able to get on his head is for the remake of Spaceballs. 

How about the idea that maybe if one of his opinions is based on false equivalencies like this - then maybe his other opinions might be viewed with some skepticism?

I fully support Kaepernick and the protests (and dialogue) he’s sparked nationwide. But when you hear him talk, he sounds like someone who got recently woke by some hotep tweets.

Ummmm, yeah, if you could just make your protest in a way that doesn’t offend anyone’s sensibilities, that’d be greaaat.

I’m an old white person who really gets tired of reading articles by old people telling Kaep that is protesting the wrong way. That he might become too offensive. That’s kind of the point of protesting right? Did the original Boston tea-partiers ask nicely for the British to drop the tax on tea? Did Rosa Parks…

My theory is that he does stuff like this...well, first because of his massive ego, but in the longer term it’s a strategy to keep himself in the spotlight to some degree until he transitions into politics.

Also, does nobody want to admit that they did exactly this as a teenager, and they only reason they weren’t caught was pure, dumb luck?

They used to. RGIII and Reggie Bush were fined every game for wearing non-Nike, Reebok or Under Armour cleats, as Adidas had no deal with the NFL. Since 2014, players can wear whatever gloves/cleats they want, as long as they are in line with the NFL’s strict color/design policy. A bunch of players wore Adidas…

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…