Dear Jolie,

Right....Toyota did claim the Camry was all new...and Tesla is not claiming this is an all new Model S. Do you actually have a point, or did you just want to bitch about a car you had no plans to buy in the first place?

I don’t think anybody will claim it’s all new, since it’s just a very minor refresh.

This.

I won’t doubt that physics and the less room for error + everyday distractions lead to more deaths than needed, even as cars have become safer. You can’t beat physics.

I translated this as some sort of dig at Papelbon

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

Only on Jalopnik would 150 be suggested as being the threshold for being reckless. Well, possibly Dubai has a blogsite; but they’d probably suggest 200.

90 days in jail for speeding... granted that doing 170 mph on a public road may be one of the stupidest things a human can do... but still... 90 days? there goes his job... his car... maybe even his house. I say fine his ass, even take the car! but im not a fan of jail time....

Bryce Harper is my MLB boyfriend™.

One with empathy?

I’m gonna miss him too. :(

Dippin’ Dots are to ice cream what the Quesalupa is to tacos. THEY’RE FUCKING UP A GOOD THING FOR NO REASON!

I’ve been to 20 of the 30 MLB parks and the helmet sundae helmet has been my big souvenir from each of them. The soft serv is good, but when you find one with *real* ice cream, that’s when you feel like you’ve won the day.

This just begs the question: Have you ever seen a baseball concession stand, ever?

Ice cream is an acceptable adult food, delicious actually.
Cotton candy on this list is an abomination, however.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

This is such a bad take I’m not surprised it has no stars after six hours.

Eh, I think that’s overly self-flagellating. I certain rooted for the Bulls to fail every year during their run, because they were not my team. Got a bunch of family in Salt Lake and cheered for the Jazz as a result.

Saw a bunch of fans eating Skyline at the Reds game yesterday