You know you laughed.

I just fucking snorted, and I work in an open office... many looks.

While ‘person of color’ often seems to be an important factor in unwritten rules violations; you have to accept that Strickland is an equal opportunity bullshit enforcer. He waited three fucking years to throw at Bryce for enjoying mammoth dongs too much. The fact that he broke his hand punching a door after this…

Anyone who has been around dogs “enough” knows that a happy doggo that brings you a ball is a dog that is not going to bite you. Dogs aren’t cats; they’ll let you know if they’re going to fuck you up long before they do.

I’m going to start off by saying that I’m extremely fortunate... I have a well paying job that is very flexible. I have the ability to work from home when I need to because of stuff with kids, or just because I want to. I have a boss that doesn’t focus on hours, so much as productivity... and I take advantage of that.…

Except those two espresso machines would have vastly different capabilities; this doesn’t appear to do anything that a french press can’t other than take a lot longer to filter.

Except those two espresso machines would have vastly different capabilities; this doesn’t appear to do anything that…

Yes... Melba is Clarissa.

These puns are so cheesy.

He *did* step forward out of the basepath and was still blindsided.

Oh, ok... I was watching at work without sound because I didn’t feel like putting my headphones on. I think he had to have just misspoken, but there are weirder rules in baseball (see also: balk) than that would be if it somehow was a non-pitch.

I have this on my bed, and it is pretty comfy; but it’s not waterproof. Which isn’t a thing I thought I needed to worry about as a 40 year old man. Then I went to my friend’s wedding last weekend, got really drunk, and peed the bed. Fuck me... I can’t believe that happened, let along that I’m telling all of you; but…

I have this on my bed, and it is pretty comfy; but it’s not waterproof. Which isn’t a thing I thought I needed to…

That line is my favorite from the movie.

But according to the video above the count went to 2-2, so it was called a ball.

I agree with your statements about Uber, but in defense of the moron... humans aren’t capable of passively watching things like this without distraction. I work in an industry that involves human inspection of finished product. We don’t allow inspectors to inspect for more than 30 minutes at a time because their…

Didn’t the article say Volvo’s system detected the pedestrian at 6 seconds out and 43mph.

Volvo’s system doesn’t turn the car, it just overrides the braking/throttle inputs from an external input (the driver). I fail to understand why Volvo’s built-in emergency braking abilities couldn’t do the same with the external inputs coming from Uber’s system.

So I just posted as a ‘now I don’t think I can watch’ person. I think this is a valid point, but I still think (at least for the time being) with a show like AD it would be tough to enjoy her performance without taking in the whole. And for me, the whole is really fucking damaged. Most of the men just came out said…

That fucking interview... I was pretty excited for new Arrested Development episodes (and they were actually getting good reviews too), and now I just don’t fucking care. There are times when we have to decide if we can separate the art from the person, but with so many good tv options out there what’s the fucking…

Why do you hate fun?

I just laughed out loud in my open office space, and I’m hoping no one asks me to explain myself.