That line is my favorite from the movie.

But according to the video above the count went to 2-2, so it was called a ball.

I agree with your statements about Uber, but in defense of the moron... humans aren’t capable of passively watching things like this without distraction. I work in an industry that involves human inspection of finished product. We don’t allow inspectors to inspect for more than 30 minutes at a time because their…

Didn’t the article say Volvo’s system detected the pedestrian at 6 seconds out and 43mph.

Volvo’s system doesn’t turn the car, it just overrides the braking/throttle inputs from an external input (the driver). I fail to understand why Volvo’s built-in emergency braking abilities couldn’t do the same with the external inputs coming from Uber’s system.

So I just posted as a ‘now I don’t think I can watch’ person. I think this is a valid point, but I still think (at least for the time being) with a show like AD it would be tough to enjoy her performance without taking in the whole. And for me, the whole is really fucking damaged. Most of the men just came out said…

That fucking interview... I was pretty excited for new Arrested Development episodes (and they were actually getting good reviews too), and now I just don’t fucking care. There are times when we have to decide if we can separate the art from the person, but with so many good tv options out there what’s the fucking…

Why do you hate fun?

I just laughed out loud in my open office space, and I’m hoping no one asks me to explain myself.

Baikal is the largest freshwater lake in the world by volume. Its surface area is larger than the country of Slovenia. It is the deepest and oldest lake in the world, lying in a fissure of the Earth’s crust created by shifting tectonic plates.

This is honestly one of the best things I learned as I got older. It’s ok to like shit just because it’s fun. And just as important; it’s ok if someone else likes different shit because their idea of fun is different than mine.

“Don’t overthink it” doesn’t have to indicate suckiness. It’s completely ok to enjoy the hell out of something dumb. Sometimes a thing can be fun just because it is. I enjoy deep, meaningful shit as much as the next person, but brain candy is just fine. I think all day at work, I think about trying not to fuck up my…

I definitely wouldn’t have credited Philly with inventing the thing... hell, we all knew that weird kid that ordered his pizza without cheese growing up (or at least I ran into a couple of them in different parts of the country), but I’ll give Philly credit for maintaining the love at a cultural level.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m forgetting the parm/asiago that was likely on there, but it’s been a while since I’ve had one because ‘ex-wife’. They are really damn good though; one of those things that sound stupid and pointless but end up being delightful.

Pizza sauce guy... have you heard of tomato pie? My ex-wife was from Philly, and introducing me to that was far from the worst thing she ever did to me. Basically it’s a pizza with no cheese or toppings. Just sauce on a crust. Obviously you better have a good sauce (or terrible taste buds... canned sauce man??), but…

God-dammit this:

Right?! Like you I really hate properly exposed photos, with great lighting, and usually a nice setting. Why would I want to pay someone to capture the beauty of my family the way I see it, but can never seem to photograph myself. And artists? Fuck those people. They really think they should be paid for basically…

You referenced The Butter Battle Book and that’s all that really matters. And now I’m going to go off on a tangent... I’m starting to come around to the Zooks’ views here. First butter side down puts buttery goodness in direct contact with your tongue right away... that can’t really be a bad thing can it? Do you think…

• First of all, what is your favorite grocery store? Wegmans is the winner hands down.

I had a friend that used to happily pick up road killed deer. If it wasn’t there on his way home, but was first thing in the morning he’d happily take it home.